A List of Possible Reasons for Continuously Checking Email

• To see if you are part of a class action lawsuit and entitled to eighteen dollars from Bank of America.
• To see if someone wants to praise or apologize to you. 
• To see if someone wants to offer book or script contract for something you've been thinking a lot about.
• To see if you have been tagged in a photo on Facebook.
• To monitor spam comments on your blog. 
• To see if your friend thinks your last 1,000 word email was "K".