Just Shove It

I don't like the way customer service people talk nowadays. 
From a recent Comcast "help" chat transcript:

Clifford: Oh, thank you for correcting me, B. 

Clifford: I'm sorry for the inconvenience this has caused you. I don't want this to happen on my service too. 

Clifford: You have reached the best person to assist you and thank you for bringing this to our attention. 

Clifford: After we look into your issue, I’d love to look at your account to ensure you are getting the best value for the services you have. 

Clifford: Would you mind waiting for 2-3 minutes while I pull up your account first so that I can check the status of your equipment?

Clifford, I think we can agree that there is no value in us BS-ing each other.