A List of Possible Reasons for Continuously Checking Email

• To see if you are part of a class action lawsuit and entitled to eighteen dollars from Bank of America.
• To see if someone wants to praise or apologize to you. 
• To see if someone wants to offer book or script contract for something you've been thinking a lot about.
• To see if you have been tagged in a photo on Facebook.
• To monitor spam comments on your blog. 
• To see if your friend thinks your last 1,000 word email was "K".

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Results of a Recent Search for Rock Star Jobs on Indeed.Com

ROCK STAR .NET Developer

blu sky - Bellingham, WA

Ability to work well in small teams and be responsible for own tasks (we're not a fan of micro managers). Experience with Microsoft SQL Server technologies....

Inside Sales Rock-Star

GlassRenu LLC. - Martinez, CA

We are a small and flexible company that values getting the job done right the first time! You need to be able to communicate effectively, and understand...

Rock Star

Intermap - Englewood, CO

You may be the next Intermap Rock Star and we want to hear from you. If you have exceptional skills, but dont see a current job opening, post your letter of...

Kinney Group - ROCK STAR Technical Recruiter

Flash Point - Indianapolis, IN

In addition, Kinney Group provides a comprehensive benefits package that includes compelling medical, dental, and vision plans;. and more.... $50,000 a year

Fast-Paced Team of Pamper "Rock Stars"

Massage Haven - Eagan, MN

Do you love massage and event marketing?. Would you enjoy spending alot of time at festivals, outdoor events and at exclusive corporate events?....

Advertising Sales Star

StarlinesUSA Promotions - Albuquerque, NM 87101 - +5 locations

Our STAR representatives earn $2,000.00 or more per week, and they qualify for trips that let them travel the world like rock stars....

Bartender: Experienced Rock Star Bartenders Needed Immediate...

Jerseys Pizza and Grill - Hoffman Estates, IL 60192

OUR WINGS ARE HOT..AND SO IS THIS OPPORTUNITY TO BE A PART OF THE JERSEYS' TEAM?. Do you have what it takes?. Are you the life of the party?....

Hospitality Rock Star to grow into Management!

Community Cafe & Annex Wine Bar - Sonoma, CA

Someone who loves food & drink, the industry and people, and is a great team player. We're in a growth pattern and will be adding weekend dinner service and...

Looking for Rock Star Administrative Assistant

OfficeTeam, Vienna, VA 22182

We need someone who can multi-task, prioritize, and offer creative solutions to improve process efficiencies in a very fast paced environment.... $14.11 - $16.34 an hour

Rock Star Baristas - South San Francisco (Westborough)

PHILZ COFFEE - South San Francisco, CA 94080 

PHILZ COFFEE is currently hiring Rock Star BARISTAS for its upcoming new Westborough location! Philz Coffee is on a mission to "Better Peoples Day!"....

Inc. 30 Under 30 CEO Seeks Rock Star Graphic/Web Designer

ZIVELO - Scottsdale, AZ

Why we should work with you:. Youre a branding visionary with a flair for minimalism. You have the ability to take abstract concepts from and make them a...

Executive Assistant Rock Star Needed!

OfficeTeam  Oakland, CA 94612 (Northgate area)

1) Strong Microsoft Outlook calendaring experience. 4) Microsoft Office proficiency in Word, Excel, Outlook, and PowerPoint.... $18 - $22 an hour

Data Entry Rock Star Needed!

OfficeTeam  1,340 reviews - Oakland, CA 94612 (Northgate area)

Drafting Excel spreadsheets, organization and formatting of Excel reports, reviewing data, and checking for accuracy of contracts.... $14 - $17 an hour

Sales Rock Star

Smart Body Institute - Pleasanton, CA

What if you could become a Rock Star on a growing sales team? Positions available in San Jose and Pleasanton, CA Apply today....

SpringCM-Rock Star Manager, Product Marketing

Illinois Technology Association - Chicago, IL

And like all legendary Rock Stars, you need to know how to successfully collaborate with others. Aim, arm and inspire the Sales team with killer tools that...

Inside Sales Representative

Better Business Bureau  28 reviews - Austin, TX

Are you a sales rock star? Would you love to be part of an amazing, award-winning sales team? Are you willing to adhere to a proven sales method, and uphold the...

Jimmy John's - Denver, CO

We are looking for rock star crew members (including... fresh, and flawless sandwiches. If you are the rock star for the job, apply now! Candidates must be...

Rock Star Client Relationship Coordinator

Wymer Brownlee - Enid, OK

Love it, live it and share it. Should you be the rock star we’re looking for, you’ll find it exhilarating and... Bartlesville. If you're the rock star Wymer Brownlee...

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