A List of Possible Reasons for Continuously Checking Email

  • To see if you are part of a class action lawsuit and entitled to eighteen dollars from Bank of America.
  • To see if someone wants to praise or apologize to you. 
  • To see if someone wants to offer book or script contract for something you've been thinking a lot about.
  • To see if you have been tagged in a photo on Facebook.
  • To monitor spam comments on your blog. 
  • To see if your friend thinks your last 1,000 word email was "K".

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