Hit Early, Jamd Late: On Track

(both winners by the way)

Gambling offers many metaphorical life lessons. For example, on Friday at the dog track I learned that it isn’t worth the money to pay for "Insider Tips" no matter how cheap. Your own gut instinct and love of funny names will take you just as far. This lesson also applies to dating and ordering off menus in foreign countries.

 

I liked the shorthand individual dog race recaps on the betting pages - like little epitaphs for each race:

"Late challenge ins"

"Almost fell first turn"

"Dead heat for win"

"Kncked arnd first turn"

"Much Improvement"

"Set Rapid Pace Ins"

"Never Gave Up Ins"

“Hit Early, Jamd Late”