4.17.2010

Suffering In Near Silence

Conditions I still need to have diagnosed and treated: Always having something in my right eye (and no sir, it’s not my finger), chronic paper cuts, glistening t-zone, numerical dyslexia, psychological aggression toward authority, email and text misinterpretation, slow-then-fast driving, fear of cuticle pushers, OCD/lip gloss hoarding, creaky right ankle, production of excessive tears while laughing or walking in wind, anxiety when around people biting their nails, generalized line anxiety, and fear of getting trapped in a drive-thru.

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