Things that will work around the house in place of sleeping pills:

  • Drain cleaner (2tbsp)
  • Milk (warm in microwave, do not drink more than ¾ gallon in hour)
  • Asprin, Ibruprophin (take more than 20)
  • Oven (have canary nearby or set timer)
  • Sharp corner of coffee table
  • Lincoln Biographies
  • Waiting for boyfriend to call

1 comment:

bethany toews said...

please come to LA, I will sing you to sleep, no coffee table corners necessary.