Things that will work around the house in place of sleeping pills:
- Drain cleaner (2tbsp)
- Milk (warm in microwave, do not drink more than ¾ gallon in hour)
- Asprin, Ibruprophin (take more than 20)
- Oven (have canary nearby or set timer)
- Sharp corner of coffee table
- Lincoln Biographies
- Waiting for boyfriend to call
1 comment:
please come to LA, I will sing you to sleep, no coffee table corners necessary.
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