Steps and Swag and Swaggerin Steps

I'm a really good new yorker because I have no patience for a line or a wait of any kind and because I feel like peeing everywhere.  I waited a total of three minutes to check into the conference (I'm at a conference for do-gooders as an ethnographic research stunt because I am not a do-gooder - I hate waiting after all) and the freebie bags that everyone was un-do-goodygrabbing for included a cocacola pedometer. This is where I stand for the day so far:  5507 steps.

S Kaye

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